Ashes legend ...Monty Panesar
Did I not say....Did I not say. I've been telling you, nobody would listen would they! Monty was the man to cause the damage in this Ashes and he's been picked way too late. Batting, bowling, fielding, not quite sure how to wave back when fielding in front of the army. The lad has it all.
Chances are this one has gone pear-shaped as well due to another inept batting display, KP and the turbanator excluded. Although V-c Hilditch did get another shocking decision, so let me focus on other things.
Lila and I have had a very child-friendly week and Aunty Lila has made herself very popular by buying the children a trampoline, which has worn the kids out much to Sarah & Garf's relief. We've taken the kids to the zoo and fed the kangaroos (including a number of albino roos, which made me feel very at home in the pen!), Lila has been for a ride on the camels (I declined, having had the experience in Gran Caneria previously and gotten covered in dromedary flob) and we've had a couple of lovely nights out. One watching the sun dropping over Rockingham's coastline from a beachside restaurant and one catching up with the lastest Bond release. Very good, was the considered opinion and Daniel Craig made for a very believable 007, although the scene in the chair with the knotted rope left me a little uncomfortable.
Sarah & Garf have now disappered to Tasi for the week, so we have their rather impressive 4 bedroomed house to ourselves to trash whilst they're away. I'm sure Sarah won't mind if we have the neighbourhood round for a "meet the family" session. Have to say that it is very nice to be out of hotel accomodation for a short while and be back in relaxing furnishings. Thanks so much for making us welcome guys, it's been good to put the final piece of the Pleban jigsaw into place.
Sister-in-law, I hear that you've managed to rick your back, so hopefully you'll be back on your feet soon. Any excuse to get out of preparing Xmas buffet I'm sure! Bro, I trust that you're doing your bit to help out and not sat around with your feet up in front of sky channel 556?
Unilever ladies, I am still impatiently awaiting shots from the Xmas do..please do send on forthwith! I know that the event was probably lacking a little ginger flair, but I hope that you had a nice time without me. Sparky, did you get to bounce on Santa's knee?
Up the Monty!
Chances are this one has gone pear-shaped as well due to another inept batting display, KP and the turbanator excluded. Although V-c Hilditch did get another shocking decision, so let me focus on other things.
Lila and I have had a very child-friendly week and Aunty Lila has made herself very popular by buying the children a trampoline, which has worn the kids out much to Sarah & Garf's relief. We've taken the kids to the zoo and fed the kangaroos (including a number of albino roos, which made me feel very at home in the pen!), Lila has been for a ride on the camels (I declined, having had the experience in Gran Caneria previously and gotten covered in dromedary flob) and we've had a couple of lovely nights out. One watching the sun dropping over Rockingham's coastline from a beachside restaurant and one catching up with the lastest Bond release. Very good, was the considered opinion and Daniel Craig made for a very believable 007, although the scene in the chair with the knotted rope left me a little uncomfortable.
Sarah & Garf have now disappered to Tasi for the week, so we have their rather impressive 4 bedroomed house to ourselves to trash whilst they're away. I'm sure Sarah won't mind if we have the neighbourhood round for a "meet the family" session. Have to say that it is very nice to be out of hotel accomodation for a short while and be back in relaxing furnishings. Thanks so much for making us welcome guys, it's been good to put the final piece of the Pleban jigsaw into place.
Sister-in-law, I hear that you've managed to rick your back, so hopefully you'll be back on your feet soon. Any excuse to get out of preparing Xmas buffet I'm sure! Bro, I trust that you're doing your bit to help out and not sat around with your feet up in front of sky channel 556?
Unilever ladies, I am still impatiently awaiting shots from the Xmas do..please do send on forthwith! I know that the event was probably lacking a little ginger flair, but I hope that you had a nice time without me. Sparky, did you get to bounce on Santa's knee?
Up the Monty!
posted by Ant | 1:31 pm
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Flatulence leads US jet to divert!!
An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.
The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.
All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.
The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge and allowed to board another American Airlines flight.
"It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour," said Lynne Lowrance of the Nashville Airport Authority.
She had "no malicious intent but had struck matches which is against [Transport Security Administration] rules," Ms Lowrance said.
The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.
She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.
The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.
--- Just keeping you upto date with the major world events.
Bro
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